office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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