Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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