what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
barbara walters just said penis...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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