just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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