i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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