Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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