Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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