You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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