hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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