he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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