omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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