The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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