I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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