Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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