I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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