On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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