"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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