Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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