who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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