dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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