So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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