Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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