found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
