I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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