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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head

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(917): View more from New York City

I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.

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(206): View more from Washington

Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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(415): View more from California

Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.

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(914): View more from New York

I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina

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(937): View more from Ohio

Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty

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(317): View more from Indiana

It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick

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