Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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