i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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