Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
