weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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