Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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