"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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