did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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