just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
