Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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