Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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