Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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