yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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