I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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