im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Couch. On fire.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
