we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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