Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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