I hate all girls vehemently.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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