I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
