never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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