we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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