It's like God shit irony all over that family
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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