can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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