I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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