is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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