Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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