I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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