So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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