I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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