I'm jealous of your bromance
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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